l'll never be one to chase a man, and I don't advise you to be one either... but hell, if it's Lukas Högberg, I might just start running after all. Save us from the water, we'll ride this dreamboat 'till it sinks.
Although he occasionally keeps bullfrogs in his shirt pocket and takes naps on dogs, he'll have you drooling and hip-hoppitying for more. You can wear our tights anytime with ham hawks like those.
Alright, we know CrossFit has enough dogs, but what about them felines? Heppner is hands down the best-looking ailurophile in all of CrossFit. He's obsessed with kitties. And our kitties are obsessed with him. Puurrr.
Garret M. Fisher
I'd like to say he'll make you feel weak in the knees, but quite frankly, he'll just make you forget you have knees at all.
Talk about an All-American heartthrob Doesn't get much more genuine than this Tennessee grown, 205lb Stackhouse, we call Alex Anderson.
You couldn't ask for a better coach to model your CrossFit goals and work ethic after, but hey, we wouldn't mind taking a class or two just to watch Andre move around the box. Put me in, Coach.
Alright, he can french braid a whole lot better than most of us... but that's not enough of a reason to complain. Man buns are meant to be pulled on anyways, right? Let your hair down... stay for a while.
Looks like a Lil' too much protein for my macros, but, sure... I'll have a bite or two if you make me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Marcelo Bruno Decidet
If you're looking for adventure and wild exotic fantasies to be fulfilled, with a deep, South American accent, look no further. With a rugged exterior and perhaps the most exceptional beard CrossFit has ever seen... Marcelo will have you booking a one-way ticket to Chile and on the next flight out.
If you're really looking to see how good his looks get... follow this link and you can thank us later ;)
Move over Gronkowski, one look at this party boy heartthrob and we'll be hopping ship onto his party cruise. That mustache is ready to be ridden into the sunset and did we mention he's Australian? *Jaw drop*
If you look in the mirror and say his name 4 times... No, he will not magically appear in your bedroom. Now go to your freezer, and grab a bag of ice, and calm your tits.
Sam Dancer & Jared Stevens
There wasn't enough room for two more, so we have two in one, which can act as the cherry on top for all you thirsty bitches. Myself, included. Thank the lawd for Jared Wayne Stevens and Sam Dancer.